Cats are cruel beasts. But also incredibly cute beasts. Especially at early stages of development.

• Scientific Name: Furball
• Average Lifespan: 7 times 10
• Weapon of Choice: Clawfist
• Habitat: Your favorite armchair

Gyroscopically stable, mentally unstable. Cats tend to spend their life hiding behind curtains, couches and in dark places, from which they jump at you when you least expect it.